Jul 27, 2014

(Source: egbudiwe, via fatitalianbroad)

Jul 27, 2014

fatitalianbroad:

You’ve just been Cher’d.

(Source: rihannasblunt)

Jul 27, 2014
dirtyguystogo:

Dirty Guys To Go

Excuse me, sir! Can I please have sex with you? Please!

dirtyguystogo:

Dirty Guys To Go

Excuse me, sir! Can I please have sex with you? Please!

Jul 24, 2014
Jul 24, 2014

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via husssel)

Jul 24, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

Still waiting for this option. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Still waiting for this option. [x]

Jul 24, 2014
Jul 23, 2014

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via ugly)

Jul 22, 2014
Jul 22, 2014
Jul 22, 2014

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via departured)

Jul 20, 2014
Jul 20, 2014

(Source: chainsawpunk, via dicksplit)

Jul 20, 2014
queer4you:

when he doesn’t warn u in advance

queer4you:

when he doesn’t warn u in advance

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

Jul 20, 2014
Navigate
« To the past Page 1 of 97
About

Instagram




I'm Otus, I live in the middle of nowhere and i'm taking over the world. oh, and I'm mildly sure that there is an elephant out to kill me right now!

Subscribe via RSS.