Apr 18, 2014
Anonymous asked: Are you a top or a bottom

koolaidicecubes:

Apr 17, 2014
My life

My life

(Source: fiercegifs, via fatitalianbroad)

Apr 17, 2014
Apr 16, 2014

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

Adorableness!! !!

(via cameronjohn)

Apr 16, 2014
Apr 15, 2014

(Source: saintlukas, via -alexander)

Apr 15, 2014

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(via eqqyolk)

Apr 15, 2014
Anonymous asked: have you ever broken up a couple?

Please, that’s amateur, i break up families.

Apr 12, 2014

my throne

my throne

(Source: lameborghini, via funny-pictures-uk)

Apr 12, 2014

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.

(via controversial-tabloid-story)

Apr 12, 2014
Me at life

Me at life

(via fatitalianbroad)

Apr 12, 2014

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Apr 12, 2014

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via eqqyolk)

Apr 12, 2014

umq:

oh.

(via gloomyteens)

Apr 9, 2014

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

omg miss being a kid

(via yourbestmistakee)

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